How about a Cup of Joe? :D
uglynewyork:

When you tryna go home and your moms still talking to friends

uglynewyork:

When you tryna go home and your moms still talking to friends



lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God

lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza

tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza

pick-up-a-book:

I got an answer

mlb:

    This is as priceless as priceless gets.

mlb:

    This is as priceless as priceless gets.

When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that you’ll never get back. Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time.
Rick Warren (via kushandwizdom)

khionexiovi:

Puberty: American Dad style

You have no idea how long I was waiting for this

ishsweeney:

Trill Ferrell

ishsweeney:

Trill Ferrell

basementdemo:

My mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed.

positivelyindecent:

stonzie:

Okay, legit fucking crying.

You bet your elderly testicles I did.

awwww-cute:

This is the second time he’s jumped onto the counter, unable to get down

awwww-cute:

This is the second time he’s jumped onto the counter, unable to get down